all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Houston, we have a squirter
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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