After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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