what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Is Oprah even human
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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