He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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