I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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