The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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