My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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