I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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