Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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