found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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