you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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