The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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