the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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