my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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