i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Randomize
