Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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