Ambien. No doubt about it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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