so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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