But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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