Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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