I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
A bitchslap is in order.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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