problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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