seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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