yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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