I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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