His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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