As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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