We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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