how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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