summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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