I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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