do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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