Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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