Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can tuck mytits in my pants
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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