But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
