Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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