Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
