I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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