i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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