I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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