Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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