The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There r osticjed everywhere
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
