Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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