College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Bring me that man meat
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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