Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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