No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
