Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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