how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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