I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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