But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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